What's On TV This Week?: March 2013

Sunday, March 31, 2013

The Celebrity Apprentice 3/31/13

Lightning Strikes Mr. Hang Brain (New)
The stars assigned to create and sell three-dimensional artwork. Appearing; Piers Morgan, the Blue Man Group, and Chaz Dean.

Red Widow 3/31/13

The Captive (New)
Natalie's disappearance prompts a desperate Marta to ask Schiller to help find her, despite her family's misgivings. Gabriel mulls spilling the beans about his mother's hiding place for Schiller's cocaine and Irwin is annoyed by his father's treatment of Felicity.

The Good Wife 3/31/13

The Wheels of Justice (New)
Alicia and Will deliberately go to trial unprepared when they learn that an impending Supreme Court ruling could result in notorious client Colin Sweeney being imprisoned for life. Diane reunites with Kurt McVeigh, but she is then forced to reevaluate the relationship.

Amazing Race 22 3/31/13

The race continues in Botswana.

Revenge 3/31/13

Masquerade (New)
The Grayson's host a masquerade ball on Halloween, giving Emily an opportunity to expose secrets of Victoria's. Jack moves forward in his quest for vengeance and acquires a surprising ally and Aiden makes a daring move.

The Walking Dead 3/31/13

Welcome to the Tombs (New) Season Finale
With the Governor's attack looming, Rick and his people need to determine if the prison is worth defending.

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Game of Thrones 3/31/13

Valar Dohaeris (New)
Jon meets Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall, as the rest of the Night's Watch survivors move south. Meanwhile, in King's Landing, Tyrion wants his reward, Cersei hosts a royal dinner and Littlefinger makes Sansa an offer she may not be able to refuse; and across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys travels to Slaver's Bay in search of a ship and new alliances.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

The Ten Commandments 3/30/13

The go-to Easter movie, this classic 1956 Cecil B. DeMille grandiose epic about the life of Moses (Charleton Heston) boasts an all-star cast (Yul Brynner and Anne Baxter) and Oscar winning special effects.

Cops 3/30/13

Coast to Coast (New)
Cops in Newport News, VA deal with an unstable suspect. Officers in Alameda County, CA find a bag of marijuana during a routine traffic stop. A domestic dispute between a man and his stepson is broken up in Las Vegas.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Grimm 3/29/13

Nameless (New)
Nick and Hank wage a cyber war against a Wesen killer; Juliette starts to make sense of her hallucinations.

Touch 3/29/13

Clockwork (New)
Martin searches for a man who was Dr. Teller's first patient, but is now on death row for the triple murder of Aster Corporation workers, and he won't help Martin unless he can facilitate a reunion with his estranged daughter, Dr. Kate Gordon.

Shark Tank 3/29/13

A device that prevents objects from getting lost in the gap between a car's front seat and the center console receives interest from the Sharks. Other products include an 18 year old girl's line of sugar scrubs; shrink-wrap gift bags; and a solution to a possible ecological problem. Also, an update on a bedbug-detection system from season 4.

Fashion Star 3/29/13

It's Getting Hot in Here (New)
The designers spin out summer-theme styles in a fashion test that comes with a twist.

Happy Endings 3/29/13

In the Heat of the Noche (New)
Brad learns Chuckles and Huggs may be closing and sets out to save it, with help from the gang. Meanwhile, Penny and Max seek to put an end to their nocturnal problem of texting the men in their lives and turn to a black-market cough medicine to help them sleep.

The Straight Dope (New)
Max pretends to be straight when he meets an attractive woman who has Chicago Bulls season tickets. Meanwhile, Alex sets out to prove she's not a dumb blonde, but her newfound intelligence throws off the group dynamic.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Scandal 3/28/13

Snake in the Garden (New)
Hollis seeks Olivia's help when his daughter is abducted. Meanwhile, David remains in peril, finding safety at Pope and Associates; Olivia and Jake move beyond flirting and Cyrus desperately tries to get back on Fitz's good side.

Raising Hope 3/28/13

Burt Mitzvah (New)
In the first part of the 3rd season finale, Burt learns he's Jewish during a visit from his folks, so he uses music to get acquainted with his heritage and prepare for his bar mitzvah. In the second half hour, Burt and Barney visit Maw Maw's childhood home and discover that her mother may still be alive.

Grey's Anatomy 3/28/13

Can't Fight This Feeling (New)
A gas tanker explosion results in many injuries and a paramedic is among the wounded. Meanwhile, a distraught mother wants to uncover the cause of her son's mysterious illness and Owen gets close to a young boy whose parents may die.

1600 Penn 3/28/13

Bursting the Bubble (New) 8:30
A foreign princess visits the White house to attend an annual peace gala and asks Skip to be her escort. Meanwhile, Becca tests D.B.'s parenting skills and Emily looks to reconnect with old friends.

Marry Me, Baby (New) 9:30
President Gilchrist accidentally calls the legality of his marriage into question during an interview with Larry King (playing himself), so Skip tries to resolve the situation. Meanwhile, Becca and D.B. receive surprising news.

American Idol 3/28/13

Results Show (New)
A finalist is eliminated in a results episode.

Wife Swap 3/28/13

Envy/Loudon (New)
A conservative, religious family swap with a family involved in a polyamorous relationship. One family refuses to participate in the concluding roundtable discussion.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Duck Dynasty 3/27/13

Ring Around the Redneck (New)
Si helps Jase look for his lost wedding ring.

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Psych 3/27/13

I love Psych! I love the movie Clue! I'm really looking forward to this episode. I hope they do it justice the way they did with the homage to Twin Peaks -- "Dual Spires"!

100th Episode

100 Clues (New)

Shawn and Gus attend a secret party at a historical Santa Barbara mansion hosted by an aging rockstar named Billy Lipps, a man the SBPD arrested years ago for a murder he doesn't remember committing.

Chicago Fire 3/27/13

A Coffin That Small (New)
A rescue attempt at a tenement building ends in tragedy. Elsewhere, tensions run high when Severide decides to prepare Mills for a move from Truck to Squad. Shay and Dawson deal with a junkie's erratic behavior and the team members have a run-in with local drug dealers.

Nashville 3/27/13

When You're Tired of Breaking Other Hearts (New)
Rayna appears on Katie Couric's talk show to discuss her failed marriage. Meanwhile, Juliette makes a power move regarding her album and it backfires. Maddie finds herself in a dangerous situation and Deacon becomes enamored with his dog's veterinarian.

Law & Order:SVU 3/27/13

Legitimate Rape (New)
A sports reporter accuses her cameraman of rape, and then discovers she is pregnant. During the trial that follows, the defense resorts to using some questionable tactics in an effort to win the case.

American Idol 3/27/13

Finalists Compete (New)
The finalists perform.

Survivor: Caramoan 3/27/13

Tubby Lunchbox (New)
The Bikal tribe continues to struggle in challenges and its members grow increasingly annoyed with Phillip's attitude. At Gota, Reynold shares some confidential information about his hidden immunity idol that could alter the game.

Suburgatory 3/27/13

Brown Trembler (New)
After his divorce, Noah lives with Opus in a fancy hotel until George convinces them to move in with him. Meanwhile, Dallas suspects that Dalia is a hoarder and Fred asks Tessa for pop-culture lessons so he can land his dream job.

Modern Family 3/27/13

The Wow Factor (New)
Claire and Cameron disagree on a landscaping matter for a house they're trying to flip, so they call on a neutral party - one of the lesbian moms from Lily's school - to settle the issue. Meanwhile, Phil teaches the kids basic repair skills around the house; Jay is alone with baby Joe when Gloria and Manny have a mother-son outing; and Mitchell counsels Lily on how to deal with a bully.

The Neighbors 3/27/13

It Has Begun (New)
In the Season 1 finale, the Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to Atlantic City, where Marty is amazed to find out that Larry can count - and see through - cards, and Jackie expresses a desire for a human wedding. Meanwhile, back in Hidden Hills, Dick gets a call from his grandfather, which could mean it's time for the Zabvronians to go home.

The Middle 3/27/13

The Name (New)
Frankie needs to study for her finals, so Janet volunteers to run the household and finds herself unprepared for the utter chaos. Meanwhile, Axl tries not to feel threatened by Cassidy's ex-boyfriend and Sue wishes to change her redundant middle name.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Smash 3/26/13

The Bells and Whistles (New)
Ivy brings Sam back to New York City, making things uncomfortable for Tom. Elsewhere, Jimmy finds himself at odds with Derek regarding "Hit List"; and Ana and Karen struggle with being assertive.

Golden Boy 3/26/13

Just Say No (New)
A wealthy philanthropist is found dead in her apartment. As Clark and Owen investigate, they discover she was a recovering addict with a shady past. Elsewhere, Clark's mother, Nora, asks for help with a loan shark who is harassing her.

Body of Proof 3/26/13

Fallen Angel (New)
Kate becomes involved with a man she met at a political event, but when a young Russian girl is found dead, she suspects that he may have something to do with the murder, and looks to Megan for help.

The New Normal 3/26/13

About a Boy Scout (New)
David chaperons a Boy Scout and gains the respect of other scouts and their fathers, with the exception of one dad, whose disapproval leads to complications. Meanwhile, Rocky helps Goldie come to terms with her secret crush.

Go On 3/26/13

Matchup Problems (New)
Ryan dates a recent widow. Serving as his "wingman" is Anne, who ends up competing against Ryan for the widow's attentions. Elsewhere, Lauren unwittingly lures a man away from Yolanda.

The Mindy Project 3/26/13

Danny's Friend (New)
Mindy's new neighbor may turn out to be Josh's ex-girlfriend Heather, the woman who ruined her Christmas party, but not if Mindy can successfully sabotage her rental application. Meanwhile, Danny faces a moral dilemma where he helps out a childhood friend.

New Girl 3/26/13

Chicago (New)
After a death occurs in Nick's family, the gang travel with him to Chicago, where they help with funeral plans and meet his family.

Dancing with the Stars 3/26/13

The first results of the season. Included: Josh Groban and Icona Pop perform.

NCIS: Los Angeles 3/26/13

Red Part Two (New)
Conclusion. Callen and Sam join forces with NCIS: Red, a mobile team of agents who live together and investigate crimes in various locations, to track down a terrorist.

The Voice 3/26/13

Blind Auditions Part 2 (New)
The blind auditions continue, as we learn more about the new judges.

Hell's Kitchen 3/26/13

17 Chefs Compete (New)
Chef Ramsay leads a 3K run with help from Olympic athletes Maurice Greene, Natalie Coughlin and Danell Leyva. Meanwhile, the teams prepare healthy lunches for the runners and communication issues arise during the dinner service.